faghort
putting on my ramshackle condom before sex it's rusty and creaks with every pitiful thrust of my pathetic hips
quinnactually
sure i'll reblog that
imkris
the video isn’t loading for me, I’ll have to trust you on that
onlinebeast
Ant #189,709,928,171 of Anthill #599,198,417 has just been promoted to Lance Corporal
xbuster
"How does nobody figure out Clark Kent is Superman?"
Because even if Clark literally says "I am Superman," directly to someone's face, this happens.